Tuesday, October 28, 2008
How To Meet Chicks
"How To Meet Chicks: a sexy audiobook"
narrated by James Park
a spoken word introduction by Jake Kilroy
Exhausted from being rejected? Rejecting the exahustion? Exhausted from rejecting the exhaustion from being rejected? If only there was some kind of wizard of women, a guru of girls, a lord of the ladies!
Well, there is. He's just been in laying low for a while, because once you love half of the chicks in the world, they're bound to fight the other half.
And you can't have that. No, sir. No freakin' way.
But who is this masked man of manliness?
And he said everything in this audiobook. You're damn right it's not a real book. Why not, you may ask yourself so stupidly? Because James Park doesn't have time to sit down and type his glory, like some monkey that learned how to poorly dress himself. Nope. Not James Park. He narrated this entire book in the car on his way to parties and dates. All of Chapter 11 was recorded while he was WITH a woman.
Oh, you doubt his ways? Well, he just dated your ex-girlfriend. Just now. What do you think of that?
Oh, still doubt him? Well, he just hooked up with your mom. Deal with it, homeboy. Becuase that's where you're going to be for a while if you don't listen to this sleeve. You're going to be home every night. You won't be at the roller-skating rinks, the drive-ins or the cornfields, or wherever you meet chicks (I wouldn't know, I'm an audiobook sleeve, so I'm asexual).
But if you ever want to be with another chick again, you better listen to James Park.
So, get dressed (pansy), listen to this audiobook (dork) and go attila the honeys.